Captain Barshot Benevento


    Age: 49

    Location:
    Portland OR
    Home or favorite faire Barony of the Three Mountains, An Tir
    About Me I'm a festival and convention merchant selling creative historical fantasy wear, corsets, footwear and accessories with my first mate Jenny. Have a twisted dark sense humor with photos and news articles to prove it. I'm a Pastafarian, a Libertarian meat eater, a Scorpio on the cusp of Sagittarius, and a Metal Rat in the Chinese calendar. I'm dressed as a pirate on those weekends that I'm vending conventions and festivals(which is as many as possible). Love to camp at outdoor events. Bonfires, drums, bellydancers and playing Tablero with old friends & new acquaintances alike are some of the things I do with my time.
    Music Captain Bogg and Salty, Rush, and live drums by the bonfire
    Movies Too busy with Rum, music and wenches to watch movies
    TV Too busy with Rum, music and wenches to watch TV
    Books Treasure Island, Pillaging for dummies, Jane's guide to naval warships
    Likes Rum, music, and wenches
    Dislikes Pirates hate period Nazis, rain puddles inside my tent, the other camper near me that snores like a diesel generator, any one or thing messing with my Rum, music and wenches.
    Hobbies Rum, music and wenches
    Vices Rum, music and wenches
    Virtues Pampering our Cats, persistence in reaching goals, and the ability to enjoy most dear heartedly Rum, music and wenches
    Heroes Edward Teach, Anne Bonny, Francis Drake, William Kidd, Henry Morgan and the guy sitting in the secret government office deep underground reading my emails.
    GMail ID dancing.muse.dist
    Here For Not Specified, Friendships, Networking
    Relationship Status Committed Relationship
    Orientation Straight
    Children Not Specified
    Body Type Average
    Height 5'8"
    Religion Not Specified
    Ethnicity White / Caucasian
    Smoke No
    Drink Yes

    Shaking the dust off my Renspace profile

    Saturday, August 22, 2009, 02:22 PM PST [General]

    I've been so busy with Facebook and MySpace that I forgot about Renspace.

    If you have profiles on those two networking sites please add me using my email james@dancingmuse.com

     

    May the wind be at your back,

    Captain Barshot and his first mate Jenny

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    Captain Alberto Benevento

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 05:17 PM PST [General]

    I was born August 13th 1550 in a small hovel near the Calore Irpino river, several hours walk from Campania.

    I lived with my Grandmother, Mother and Sister. All were worshippers of Aradia before the church had them burned as witches. My Father was killed in a battle when I was an infant.

    I learned the skills of a fisherman and a sailor, then upon hearing about of the War between Spain/catholic church and England I signed on as a Privateer. I'd enjoy nothing more than relieving the church of their gold and killing their priests for the sins they visited on my family.

    After Sir Fancis Drake left the Carribean for other adventures, I comandeered a Spanish ship, renamed her the Dancing Muse (after my sister) and got busy plundering other Spanish ships to this day.

    So I have papers signed by the Queen of England, sailing under the British flag, ridding the seas of those damned Spaniards and the church.

     

    That is the story of my life. May the winds be at your back.

     

     

     

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    hi and thanks for finding me on renspace!

    Busty the Fabulous
    August 22, 2009
    09:14 PM PST

    Monsignore,



    If I may ask thee, from where doth thy persona dwell? If thou doth hail from anywhere in Italia I would bid thee to join the Faire Italians Group e Bevenuto. We are trying to grow our Città Stato. Grazie per il vostro tempo.



    ~Don Firenze

    Visconte di Firenze,...
    December 09, 2008
    09:45 PM PST

    September 06, 2008
    01:13 PM PST

    Goodly Captain, Shrewsbury be but a short month away. Wilt thou grace us with thy presence thereat?



    The Shrew and Thistle be a wonderous inn where the thirst be slacked and the flirt-gills most bewelcoming.



    ‘Tis rumored that the a-landed, Queen’s buccaneers find it well unto their pleasure.

    Sir Mikel
    August 13, 2008
    09:47 AM PST